Some people in the world seem to have trouble with all those “shalts” and “shalt nots” in the Ten Commandments. Folks just aren’t used to talking in those terms. So we translated them for you to make them easier to understand.
1.) Just one God.
2.) Put nothin before God.
3.) Watch yer mouth.
4.) Git yerself to Sunday meetin.
5.) Honor yer Ma & Pa.
6.) No killin.
7.) No foolin around with another fellers woman.
8.) Don’t take what ain’t yers.
9.) No tellin’ tales and gossipin’
10.) Don’t be hankerin for yer buddy’s stuff
Now that’s kinda plain and simple, don’t ya think? Y’all have a nice day!