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Monthly Archives: September 2012
“The difference between someone who is scared and someone who is brave is that the brave person is scared, but tries anyway. Bravery cannot exist without fear.” On September 11, 2001 my wife and I were in the middle of … Continue reading
When you get to your wit’s end, you’ll find God lives there.
An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her pastor she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Walmart. “Walmart?” the pastor exclaimed. “Why Walmart?” “Then I’ll … Continue reading
Don’t let aging get you down…It’s too hard to get back up!
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
on a cold winter’s morning: “Windows frozen.” Her husband texts back: “Pour some lukewarm water over it.” The wife texts back 5 minutes later: “Computer completely messed up now.”