Monthly Archives: September 2012

BRAVERY By Lucas Ellis

“The difference between someone who is scared and someone who is brave is that the brave person is scared, but tries anyway. Bravery cannot exist without fear.” On September 11, 2001 my wife and I were in the middle of … Continue reading

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Today’s Thought:

When you get to your wit’s end, you’ll find God lives there.

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An elderly woman decided to prepare her

An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her pastor she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Walmart. “Walmart?” the pastor exclaimed. “Why Walmart?” “Then I’ll … Continue reading

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Don’t let aging get you down…It’s to

Don’t let aging get you down…It’s too hard to get back up!

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Today’s Thought:

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

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A wife texts her husband…

on a cold winter’s morning: “Windows frozen.” Her husband texts back: “Pour some lukewarm water over it.” The wife texts back 5 minutes later: “Computer completely messed up now.”

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I feel like my body has gotten totally o

I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape. So I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up … Continue reading

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