An elderly woman decided to prepare her

An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her pastor she had two final requests.

First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Walmart.

“Walmart?” the pastor exclaimed. “Why Walmart?”

“Then I’ll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week.”

[by JR Whitby]

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