“Here’s your pizza, sir!”

Pizza Salvator's 02

Pizza Salvator’s 02 (Photo credit: Wilson X)

Pizza Delivery Kid: “Here’s your pizza, sir!”

Grouchy Customer: “What’s the usual tip?”

Pizza Kid: “I’m new at this, but the other guys said if I got a quarter out of you, I’d be doing great.”

Grouchy Guy: “Is that so? In that case, here’s five dollars.”

Pizza Kid: “Thanks, I’ll put it in my college fund.”

Grouchy Guy: “College, eh? What are you studying?”

Pizza Kid: “Applied psychology.”

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