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Little Johnny did not know that his family was poor. One day he came to school wearing just one shoe. The teacher asked, “Johnny, did you lose a shoe?” “No ma’am,” he said, “I found one.” … Continue reading
Pizza Delivery Kid: “Here’s your pizza, sir!” Grouchy Customer: “What’s the usual tip?” Pizza Kid: “I’m new at this, but the other guys said if I got a quarter out of you, I’d be doing great.” Grouchy Guy: “Is that … Continue reading
A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow’s ear. The farmer didn’t think … Continue reading
When you get to your wit’s end, you’ll find God lives there.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
on a cold winter’s morning: “Windows frozen.” Her husband texts back: “Pour some lukewarm water over it.” The wife texts back 5 minutes later: “Computer completely messed up now.”
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.